I don't like orange liquer in a Margarita or a Cosmopolitan.

It's a Cointreau-versial opinion.

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👤︎ u/TwoAdenine
📅︎ May 07 2020
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I once saw Jiff on the cover of the Cosmopolitan.

I must say, it was quite a peanut butter spread!

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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If you want a woman to like you, you should buy her a lot of pets...

Because I read in an issue of Cosmopolitan that women love a person that can give her multiple organisms.

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John Mulaney's dad joke

My dad came home from work and my mom told my dad that she cleaned under my bed and found a shoebox with two cigarettes and a Cosmopolitan, which prompted my dad to ask. “How does John know how to make a Cosmopolitan?”"

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