In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.

He was a naan believer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuliusJustice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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A man at the bar told me he once travelled across space to get a pint

He must have been interstellar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stahrcrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians

I laughed historically!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucab_lesp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.

I told him that's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeauxJoeStuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Cows that travel alone?

Never herd of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why don’t people use bulls to travel?

Because they go when the stop light is red!

(Sorry if this was bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_Boi21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.

Because they have immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why do EMTs travel together?

Because they're pair-o-medics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?

I didn't even get to hear them play live yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?

Pocket Lindts...

Credit: Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daehtop_Yrrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwarrentine424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Travelling doesn't drive me crazy.

It's because I'm a nomad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaladinThunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...

When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was time traveling yesterday.

But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Three groups of people were travelling

A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.

They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.

So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,

Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propellerhead-web
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Light travels faster than sound..

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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The barman says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin

I told him that's the last thing I need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you guys didn’t like it

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......

....but you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn't like it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was going to tell you a time traveling joke

But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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