In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A man at the bar told me he once travelled across space to get a pint
He must have been interstellar
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
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︎ May 23 2020
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Cows that travel alone?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Iβm traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why donβt people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
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︎ Dec 22 2020
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally canβt even
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︎ Dec 05 2020
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Yβall didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Travelling doesn't drive me crazy.
It's because I'm a nomad.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was time traveling yesterday.
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Three groups of people were travelling
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,
Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...
Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Light travels faster than sound..
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
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︎ May 13 2020
The barman says, βSorry, we donβt serve faster-than-light particles in here.β
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didnβt like it
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......
....but you guys didn't like it.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn't like it!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didnβt like it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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︎ Sep 10 2020
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