Flew Puns

So the rehab center is looking for a bird specialist (an ornithologist). When I got that book a few days ago, it completely flew (pun unintended) over my head what this actually meant (before that, I didn’t know they were looking for a specialist). Today, it finally hit me that I’m being trained to be an ornithologist! Apparently two of my coworkers saw that I have a special connection with the birds there so I got selected! It’s always been my dream to not only work with wildlife (well that was my biggest dream growing up) but to become a scientist (though I don’t have a degree but that doesn’t matter). Thank you so much to everyone at All Things Wild Rehabilitation Center for making all my dreams come true! Also thank you to my mom for getting me this job. Love you mom ❤️. You guys have really changed my life for the better. Idk what I would do without you guys.❤️

I'm sure that must have been a record

So we decided to set up a Boobie Trap

So I the game is wonderful, I beat it, but besides recruiting a few 2nd Gen characters I didn't take the time too level them, my team was too good to bother. Cherche married/paired with Frederick, Cordelia married/paired with Stahl, MU married/paired with Lissa, and Sumia married/paired with Chrom just flew (pun entirely intended) across the field destroying all the "Defeat Commander" missions, giving me plenty of power, but not a lot of well roundedness. So before I start a new game I'm working on figuring out who I like and want to really spend time building up. So I've come up with a really nice training method.

Training Method or Arena Abuse

Ferox Arena combined with Reeking Boxes.

Assuming your units aren't completely untrained and barring a knight getting gangbanged by mages, you can Auto Battle - Blitz your way through it casualty free on Normal - Classic and perhaps higher difficulties. For promoted units its not optimal but I'm working on finding another good area, but for unpromoted its great and can be beaten from save to save in around a minute my fastest thus far is 59 seconds with this team: Sage Lissa 19 Knight Morgan 18 Myrmidom Owain 19 Archer Brady 18 Archer Noire 17 Knight Kellam 17 Manakete Nowi 18 Manakete Tiki 25

That was their ending levels and most of them got a level or a significant portion of one.

Its handy to be able too do, and I got a giggle that its still (Ferox) Arena Abuse even though its not related to the old style Arena Abuse at all. So perhaps someone can make use of it to whatever means you need.

FUCK YOU DAD !!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU FUCK YOUR MISOGNYSTIC EXPECTATIONS AND FUCK YOU FOR SAYING I'LL BE A BAD WIFE FOR WHOEVER WILL MARRY ME !!!! CHOKE ON A DICK U PIECE OF SHIT !!!!

also oh my god n-father rages are so fucking insane. i got bruises in our worst fight like imagine being a man and holding your daughter's arms with all his strength like am i not your literal offspring and not some criminal that invaded your house ?

Edit for commenters: i dont like coffee so i didnt learn how to make it haha. but if i had to make it for someone, i can learn! but preferably out of my own love for them and not because its expected of me as a wife 😒 + for people commenting about police or the law, im asian and live in a country where hitting is acceptable as punishment for kids. even tho im too old to be hit for punishment, i must be hit badly for cops to take me seriously!

IMPORTANT UPDATE - The ex-fiance was caught lying! edit: The ex-fiance fabricated this entire story to get back at Naomi and ruin her success. Terrible situation all around. Here's a link to Screenshots of ex-fiance lying

Drake working out with him hours before

Recording for CLB

Backup screenshot from IG

Second backup screenshot from IG

ex-fiancé on his flight

edit: The ex-fiance fabricated this entire story to get back at Naomi and ruin her success. Terrible situation all around.

Edit: Thanks for the award u/DJBombba

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And boy are my arms legs

My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"

She then left the room, cackling.

What. The. Fuck. I seriously can’t believe I did that. I have only been physically violent once before, when I was resisting arrest at a casino in December. I tried to quit drinking after that, but relapsed a month ago for one night and have been sober since that time. I guess I have a dormant rage inside of me that only spews out with a blackout and feeling like some outside force is trying to control me somehow. Cops got called, I spent the night in jail. Was a total pain in the ass to the cops and now I have a strangulation charge (did not actually strangle her, but my hands were near her neck when I jumped on her, according to a witness) I miss the old drunk version of myself that just wanted to take her clothes off and dance.

Snot-zis

(One of my father's favorite's growing up)

Surprised to see Abadon's victory of Ryo not being discussed for a multitude of reasons.

1. Just two months ago to the day Ryo won the Women's Eliminator Tournament beating some of the world's best Joshi Talent and Nyla Rose - one of the most dominate Women's Champions in AEW.
2. Abadon's overall W/L record is now 5-1 meaning she is one win away from jumping into the Top 5 spot (5 currently held by Red Velvet).
3. This is only Ryo's second loss, the first being to Hikaru Shida, the AEW Women's Champion and only person to have defeated Abadon - Twice her only 2 loses in all of AEW.

What is interesting is where the build is for Abadon, Ryo, and Shida here. Abadon is still too far for title contention with Shida. However if Shida were to lose the belt and drop back in the rankings, there is chance we get Abadon vs Shida III and Abadon may finally be able to gain her first victory over a broken championshipless Shida. Meanwhile Ryo now has her first loss apart from Shida and could begin to slip father and father from the rankings.