What is smaller than a teeny weeny flea?

A flea's teeny weenie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.

Well that’s bazaar, I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFOpie
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayerfan666
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What kind of weapons do fleas use?

Small arms 😁

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People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?

He stole the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A fly and a flea were trapped in a flue...

β€œLet’s flee!” Said the fly,

β€œLet’s fly!” Said the flea,

And they flew through a flaw in the flue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekkanik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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How do you get rid of fleas?

Start from scratch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?

Lunar-tics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanhauser10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How do fleas get around?

They itch-hike

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Scientists have created a flea

from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Can a clock make a flea fly?

No, but it can make a tick talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Flea kick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Fleas Navidog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Two fleas were sitting on a toilet seat

One of them got pissed off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Two fleas are crawling across a cat's skin.

One says to the other, "Do you think there's life on other cats?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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My wife said she wants to buy a fancy pillowcase at the flea market

I told her careful it might be a sham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wenzdaynighter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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What did the man say when he was about to catch a flea?

β€œI hope it doesn’t flee.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anitinshh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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My parents recently got into buying old stuff from flea markets and selling it online.

So my dad excitedly hands me an old bottle from the 20s or 30s and says "Look, Great Drepression glass!" I hold it up a little higher and even more excitedly say "Wow! I feel sad already!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mauled_licker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.

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How do you start a flea circus?

You build it from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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My dad's favorite flea market joke.

My dad and I have been going to flea markets since I was little. For years, one of his favorite things to do is wait until we get into a decently sized crowd of people, fart loudly, and then exclaim "Son!" while stepping away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTeamJosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Driving past a flea market

My dad spots the sign and goes: "They say that, but they never sell any fleas there.."

I was in the car with my two cousins, and I just couldn't stop giggling like a schoolgirl...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KabelGuy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Saw this classic dadjoke at the flea market.

http://imgur.com/OfH9PlI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtayjay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigECheese1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...

I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFOpie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?

A flea's teeny weenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danilaroo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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