A list of puns related to "Doggie"
My uncoordinated husky has trouble catching treats when I throw them to her and the speedy little Chihuahua gobbles them up off the floor before she can react. However, when I throw her scraps of meat, she catches them every time. She never misses when the steaks are that high.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
But my wife won't let me name our Cat "Style" We are both missionaries and i just wanted to spice things up.
Bring out the doggy paddle.
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
Me, pointing at his food: Wanna box for that?
Random dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.
Kids were out in the yard cleaning up their dogs landmines with a scooper and putting it in a wheelbarrow.
Middle daughter (Pushing wheelbarrow) : Mom, it's like a cart for poops.
Wife : It's a shopping cart for doggie poops.
Me (Looks wife like shes lost her mind) : Jesus woman, HOW MUCH SHIT DID YOU BUY ?
Right over the kids' heads.
E* Spelling.
Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof
Tired. He had a ruff night.
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
I bought a horse and called it mayo because mayo neighs.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
(credit: my sister, Lisa)
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He got a long little doggie.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
Apparently, 'legs up on the sofa' wasn't the answer she was looking for.
But it's really just a doggy shag story.
Someone told him to "get-a-long-lilttle-doggie!"
My daughter crawls in the room and begins to bark, then says, "I'm a doggie!"
Yeah? Did you bring the Updawg?
"Uhmm... yeah."
No! You're supposed to say 'What's Updawg?'
"I dunno, Dada, whut's up witchoo?"
. . . I'll try it again in a couple of years.
My wife and I were laying in bed one night and heard our dog snoring.
My wife mentions that maybe our dog has doggie sleep apnea.
I replied, "Well maybe we should get her a C-Pup..."
Wife: "uggghhhh"
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
Because he wanted to “get a long little doggie”
To get a long little doggie.
Because he was told to get a long little doggie.
...so I bought a wiener dog so I could get a long little doggie
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Cause he wanted to get a long little doggy
He wanted to get a long little doggie
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy
So he could get along little doggie
Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.
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