Dog puns about going to school.
I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns
So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!
- 1: Amateur
- 2: Junior Varsity
- 3: Varsity
- 4: Park Captain
- 5: Professional Player
- 6: Park All-star
- 7: Olympian Dog
Thanks! :)
Hot Dog Puns
a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs
my response:
Frankly, that sounds delicious
I declare you the weiner of the food contest
I hope you dance your buns off
I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date
I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
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But today he ran over 5 Miles
I had a legless dog called Cigarette.
Every morning I took him out for a drag.
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
If your dog shakes hands with your enemy, has he committed a foe paw?
With a dog, you have a glimpse into parenting.
With a cat, you have a glimpse into marriage.
I’ve never understood why baby dogs are called puppies...
When they could be called subwoofers
MY GIRLFRIENDS DOG DIED SO I GOT HER AN IDENTICAL ONE
SHE WAS LIVID AND SCREAMED WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS !
Current status.. single
Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
My Dad asked what do you call a dog with no legs?
"It doesn't matter. He won't come to you no matter what you call him."
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
What profession do dogs specialize in?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
What happens when you see a dog walking backwards?
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
I caught my dog chewing on my boots.
I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
What did one dog say to the other dog?
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
What's the furriest side of a dog?
I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
I have two dogs, Rolex and TimeX
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
One has claws and the other has nails
Seen on a dog owner's doormat
"Dog can't hold his licker."
There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter they won’t come anyway.
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