Because it was pure bread
every dog goes canineballistic
She's a little melancholy.
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
A caninbal.
Put it in a man bun!
I hear its a real corgishborg.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bred
They're ferrousius.
At work we have a policy where you can bring your dog. Today Frank the dog was in the office. He is a super hyper dog all day long. During the day someone was changing out the batteries in the keyboard and Frank was trying to get the old batteries. Franks owner pulled him away and said no you don’t eat batteries. This was the point I spoke up and dropped the bomb.
“Frank, you don’t need batteries. You’re already charged up enough”
In other words, life is ruff.
Me: Well of course not, those are meant to be passed down.
He lets the pesticides
He points to the cats and goes
"If we eat them it'll be a cat-astrophe!"
Ugh
