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Police Dog Puns

A list of puns related to "Police Dog"

The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.

It was littering.

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👤︎ u/FoldaHolda
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike

I said it couldn't have been my dog, he doesn't own a bike

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👤︎ u/yoru
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Police stations dog squad got robbed today.

Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.

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👤︎ u/Viglek
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.

That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

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👤︎ u/revsilverspine
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why are Police Dogs so good at their jobs?

Because they’re always pursuing leads.

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👤︎ u/Maaatandblah
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.

Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/batchyyyyy
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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If police dogs are known as K9

Then police cats are Fe9

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👤︎ u/thisismyname02
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you call a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

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👤︎ u/TheThurmanator
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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The police dog training school was broken into last night...

...they have no leads.

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👤︎ u/NZOC
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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A police officer told me that my dog was chasing a man on a bicycle. I told him that’s impossible.
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👤︎ u/mrbelvedere2017
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Police were just at my house. Tried to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I just closed the door because my dog doesn’t even have a bike.

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👤︎ u/wellzy33
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you get when you cross a police dog and a skunk?

Law and Odor.

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👤︎ u/musntbeconsumed
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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A man was attacked by a police dog

Investigating officers have no leads.

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👤︎ u/garrygra
📅︎ May 02 2018
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"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"

"Well, if not, then doggone."

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👤︎ u/Hungry-Panda-Bear
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the side of the road ...

They charged her with littering!

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👤︎ u/fredwardofox
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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The police just showed up at my neighbor’s house and arrested their dog...

Apparently he has to many unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/StallionThatMounts
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes

My dogs don't even have bikes

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👤︎ u/natteulven
📅︎ Oct 15 2016
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What do you call a homo police dog?

A Gay-9

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👤︎ u/lifelonglifter
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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The police came to my door this morning to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bikes.

My dogs don’t even own bikes!

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👤︎ u/Mattellis77
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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What do you call homosexual police dog

Gay-9

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👤︎ u/StrategyFan2347
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Why are police dogs called K9?

Because if they were police cats, they would be K10.

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👤︎ u/DeluxeTea
📅︎ May 20 2016
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