The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
It was littering.
Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike
I said it couldn't have been my dog, he doesn't own a bike
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Why are Police Dogs so good at their jobs?
Because they’re always pursuing leads.
The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.
Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.
If police dogs are known as K9
Then police cats are Fe9
A police officer told me that my dog was chasing a man on a bicycle. I told him that’s impossible.
The police dog training school was broken into last night...
...they have no leads.
Police were just at my house. Tried to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I just closed the door because my dog doesn’t even have a bike.
What do you get when you cross a police dog and a skunk?
Law and Odor.
The other day, I saw a police dog buttfucking another police dog.
It was a couple of Gay9s
A man was attacked by a police dog
Investigating officers have no leads.
"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"
"Well, if not, then doggone."
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the side of the road ...
They charged her with littering!
The police just showed up at my neighbor’s house and arrested their dog...
Apparently he has to many unpaid barking tickets.
The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes
My dogs don't even have bikes
The police came to my door this morning to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Why are police dogs called K9?
Because if they were police cats, they would be K10.
Did you hear about the homosexual police dog?
He's a Gay-9
