Commissioner Puns

A list of puns related to "Commissioner"

Commissioner Gordon allowing his own daughter to become a vigilante is the clearest sign of Gotham's descent

into barbaraism.

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👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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The baseball commissioner's new rule on runners attempting to steal second seems wrong

It's just way off base

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...

After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.

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👤︎ u/whosevelt
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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What happened when a Republican became commissioner of the NBA?

He removed free throws

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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What should you use with Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon

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👤︎ u/Oobedoo321
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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👤︎ u/severus_snape9
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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