The senior prank didn’t sit well with the faculty members today. reddit.com/gallery/kd9axw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen_Hurts2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Which element is a member of famous rock band?

Hg

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why are KKK members terrible car mechanics?

They never check under the hood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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The three members of the *cult*ery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefingnukeboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.

He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why should you never ask a Klan member for a high five?

Because they always leave you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Hoffa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..

Knight after Knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do r/puns members eat for breakfast?

Pun-cakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdeaCafe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.

She's nun of my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajeshs33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?

Grahamma and Grahampa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.

Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues

Friend: damn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jubaliya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.

I'm still working out the Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkpianocomposer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.

10 years not running.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?

"The cold ones"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jump3r15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.

Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaelp667
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?

They use papal transactions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?

An OG Golly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...

But it turned out not all of them were mediums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.

Do not even get me started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?

You could catch Sythilis

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the KKK member bring to the pot luck?

Hot cross buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks

But are experts in Crash Courses

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.

It’s called the Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My buddy says he’s a member of the royal family on paper

Prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss

Is to say β€œHygiene!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What is a kkk members favorite drink?

White Powerade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia

Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwelshie64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff

The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.

I told her it was a snap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?

A chupacabro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phransisco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?

Good gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I found out my orthodontist is a klan member

He’s a real bracist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahotpineapple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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I used to have bedsheets with images of one member of a comedy duo from the 1920's, but could never get any good sleep...

I couldn't rest on my Laurels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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