Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Why are KKK members terrible car mechanics?
They never check under the hood.
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
The three members of the *cult*ery
I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.
He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
Why should you never ask a Klan member for a high five?
Because they always leave you hanging.
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..
What do r/puns members eat for breakfast?
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.
How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?
I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?
They use papal transactions
What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?
I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.
Do not even get me started.
Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?
Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
It’s called the Diffi cult.
My buddy says he’s a member of the royal family on paper
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.
I told her it was a snap.
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
I found out my orthodontist is a klan member
I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
I used to have bedsheets with images of one member of a comedy duo from the 1920's, but could never get any good sleep...
I couldn't rest on my Laurels.
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