How do singing groups get new members?
Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...
She was really empressed!
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
Which member of the Addams Family loves dead memes?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
How do the members of Blink-182 like to eat their hummus?
With naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan-naan-naan!
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
Saw two members of a string section of an orchestra get in a fight...
They should know violins is never the answer..
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Why would a member of The Muppets be arrested?
What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?
The three members of the *cult*ery
Why are KKK members terrible car mechanics?
They never check under the hood.
I just found out one of my family members is addicted to Viagra
It’s been pretty hard times.
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.
He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.
What do r/puns members eat for breakfast?
Why should you never ask a Klan member for a high five?
Because they always leave you hanging.
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..
I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?
I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?
They use papal transactions
What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?
I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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