Extreme Pun Combo
Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely....
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
Its extremely rare for a defibrillator not to work.
But when it happens no one’s shocked.
This sub's extremely inactive...
There hasn't been any posts this year!
(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)
My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
EXTREMELY proud of my 5 year old son for this uninentional one:
Son: Dad...we need a net.
Son: To catch our flight.
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
A little extreme don't you think?
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...
....she becomes a Def leopard.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
JFK was an extremely intelligent man
His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.
You never want to challenge an extreme dieter to a footrace...
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied camping...
...Because it’s in tents.
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I have this pet rodent with extremely large feet.
Just returned from my extreme camping trip.
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
When I was young, I was extremely bright.
Because of this, my dad called me "sun."
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
What did the doctor say when everybody left his office extremely slowly?
"I'm losing my patience!"
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
In an alternate universe, instead of asking for whatever he touches to be gold, Midas just asked for his jokes to be made extremely hilarious.
Everything was comedy gold.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
When we got married, I was extremely poor, but my wife stood by me during those times.
She had to. We only had one chair.
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
What do you call a trian with extreme paranoia?
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
How do you make a salad more extreme?
You add extra RADDDDishes 🤙
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?
The steaks were too high.
Start of a rocky relationship