My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...

It was a fibula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I want tibia your Valentine because you are so acute! (thanks Museum of Science Boston!)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonniebo421
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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What kind of party do paleontologists throw when they find a fossilized tibia?

A big shin dig!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureFarm1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.

When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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I just fell fell out of a window and broke my leg

It’s not going tibia ok for a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Creating this pun was an osteoblast
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Found this gem today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneCoyote
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My son fell off his bike yesterday and broke his leg.

I told him β€œit’s going tibia okay”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloAwkward
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamoRanger1205
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call a man with a pole in his leg?

Rodney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigLittleBick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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keep scrolling pls

i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrozenScavengers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Daughter made this thank you card for a speaker at her career day at school
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cat_water
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Why are skeletons bad drivers?

They keep getting themselves dislocated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeirOfGrief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Just broke my leg doing Flamenco

and I really wanted tibia professional dancer, too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Dadjoked my wife at lunch yesterday

Last week my wife fractured her tibia while we were on vacation. She is now in a boot up to her knee and confined to a wheelchair for a couple weeks as she can't put any weight on it.

Yesterday, we were having lunch at a fast food restaurant and she asked me to get her some ketchup. I looked right at her and said, "Why? Is your leg broken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmortalityLTD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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