What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!
What do you call someone without any shins?
Toeknee.
What kind of meat is located on your shin
Bologna (below knee)
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony (say it out loud slowly)
I have two dogs, Security & Shin...
... theyβre my guard dogs π
What do you call a guy with no shin?
Tony
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
EDIT: Alternate Ending
Because the shin is broken
My friend told me his upper shin hurt
I told him to stop faking because that's below knee
What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
Coworker said, "if you do that again, I'll kick you in the shin."
"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."
"...why?"
"Just for kicks!"
All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.
What do you call a man who has no shins?
Toe knee
My wife ran into our toddler's trampoline in the living room and bruised her shin
I told her she would bounce right back
What is a shin's favorite lunch meat?
below-knee
The lunch meat in my sandwich was made from cow shins...
It was below knee.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Toe-knee
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a guy with no shins ?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Toe-knee
What do you call a man with no shins
Tony
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Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
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Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Toeknee
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Neil
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Tony
What do you call someone without any shins?
Tony
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-Knee!
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
