Don't ever stare at a woman's hip for too long son

It's just a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrExusemeQDLF
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I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!

Sorry, wrong scrub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.

I tell them that I did it for the culture.

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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I was always bothered with the spelling of 'Wii' in Nintendo Wii. It felt like they were trying too hard to be cool and hip by spelling 'We' with two ii's. I don't know why but it just makes me cringe when corporations try to be edgy and relatable.

As for the console, it was aiight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biggerobrothero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What is another name for a Hip Hop Onion?

A rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?

Angsta Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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I just watched some homeless people perform hip hop.

It was a bum rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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My hips are radioactive

I have a toxic waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1m_b3nz3dr1n3-0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call two edgelords joined at the hip?

An anglelord

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Give up your hip workout.

It's a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljiang24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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β€œDid you hear my hip pop?”

I didn’t know your mixtape came out yet!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Im don't consider myself hip

Im just shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanlyn_Winter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Is a hippopotamus just a really hip opotamus?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boybot36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I told me wife I have hip problems

She says, "Why cause you're not cool enough?"

I died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkhammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why is communism hip right now

Because they've seized the memes of production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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The Hip peas loved this stuff.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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My friend just picked a fight with a fan of hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, who was with his friends.

They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Went to see the hip doctor today.

Needless to say he was pretty cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Man it hurts to be this hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Pagers and fanny packs are hip as fuck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyNoMcGirski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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A friend of mine from the south just got a hip replacement.

Now he Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pussy_b0ss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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A man went to the doctor to complain about his hip pain.

"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.

The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."

"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.

"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"

To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnemysKiller
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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How do hip-hop artists stay safe when traveling from country to country?

Bubble rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oranm91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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[β€œHip”,”Hip”] reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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It’s quite common for German Shepards to develop hip issuesβ€”much to their dysplasia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I was telling a client about hip pain but he kept interrupting me.

I would always have to pick up where I left off with "psoas I was saying".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleycat8923
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Few people know Queen used to make hip hop tracks.

They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Who was the best hip hop artist 65 million years ago?

Velocirapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDuub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Just trying to be hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSantaAnaWind
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.

It's a Bohemian Rap CD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bundleofschtick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Why is the brain in the head and not the hips?

Because a mind is a terrible thing to waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Doctor: You have a hip injury.

Me: I knew I was always trendy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a snake that’s into Hip-Hop?

A Raptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoothplatypus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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A hip replacement is when something hip gets replaced by something else that’s more hip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...

...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.

We’re called the rap scallions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I spend too much time obsessing over my wife's hips

What a waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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I got my wife a clock she could wear above her hips.

But she said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satomage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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I wrote a hip new song about burritos...

Actually it's more of a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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I’m so hip!

The kids call me P-Elvis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnoEnder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Just a few days left to join a hip-hop crew.

So you can make sure to do all the wrapping for the holidays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxdiety
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do convicts and a hip hop artist's bed have in common?

They both have rap sheets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbritt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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few weeks after my dads hip replacemtn

I was driving my dad to his physical therapy and Shakiras song "my hips don't lie" song came on

My dad: Son, do your hips lie?

Me: UHHH no?

My dad: Mine do, they're prosthetics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chief_tahoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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I'm starting a new hip hop group that raps about the dangers of psychedelic drugs

It's going to be called "Run-DMT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_will_regreddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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["hip","hip"]

array

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayo99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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I created a dance called the "hip stir."

You've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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A whole website of hip hop pun t-shirts. nickandnickatnite.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/staycationer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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I went in to Starbucks with my 10 month old son on my hip.

The barista said to him, "ooh you're so cute!"

I replied, "thanks, but I'm married."

She looked really embarrassed, though I'm not sure if she was embarrassed because of me or for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/on_the_ground
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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Just a guess but he's probably not a big fan of hip hop [fixed]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterstevenson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2013
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That guy with two dicks should start a hip-hop group.

It would be the Tu-Wang Clan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadEaglesFan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE

The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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My dad holding some herbs against his hip...

"Look son, thyme is on my side!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draculas_teabag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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My friends dad is more "hip" than we thought

Friend: I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate!

Dad: Well you know what they say right?

Friend: No, what?

Dad: If you liked it then you should've put a ring in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac-Knight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2014
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If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...

it would be a bohemian rap city.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddidendrite
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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Friend was laying down and said "my hip is sore"

Responded with "That's my favorite dinosaur."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GSCStew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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After my dad hurt his hip, I asked him "Are you gonna be alright?" This was his response...

"Well, I'll try to stay half left!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apopheniac1989
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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My dad is pretty hip.

My dad is getting a hip replacement in May. We were texting about it. This is our conversation: http://imgur.com/wucx6tO

It took me a second to get it. IT'S SO BAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boo_snug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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