Don't ever stare at a woman's hip for too long son
It's just a waist of time
I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.
I was always bothered with the spelling of 'Wii' in Nintendo Wii. It felt like they were trying too hard to be cool and hip by spelling 'We' with two ii's. I don't know why but it just makes me cringe when corporations try to be edgy and relatable.
As for the console, it was aiight.
What is another name for a Hip Hop Onion?
What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?
I just watched some homeless people perform hip hop.
What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?
What do you call two edgelords joined at the hip?
Give up your hip workout.
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
“Did you hear my hip pop?”
I didn’t know your mixtape came out yet!
Im don't consider myself hip
Is a hippopotamus just a really hip opotamus?
I told me wife I have hip problems
She says, "Why cause you're not cool enough?"
Why is communism hip right now
Because they've seized the memes of production
The Hip peas loved this stuff.
My friend just picked a fight with a fan of hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, who was with his friends.
They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.
Went to see the hip doctor today.
Needless to say he was pretty cool.
Man it hurts to be this hip
Pagers and fanny packs are hip as fuck.
A friend of mine from the south just got a hip replacement.
A man went to the doctor to complain about his hip pain.
"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.
The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."
"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.
"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"
To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."
How do hip-hop artists stay safe when traveling from country to country?
It’s quite common for German Shepards to develop hip issues—much to their dysplasia.
I was telling a client about hip pain but he kept interrupting me.
I would always have to pick up where I left off with "psoas I was saying".
Few people know Queen used to make hip hop tracks.
They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.
Who was the best hip hop artist 65 million years ago?
I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.
Why is the brain in the head and not the hips?
Because a mind is a terrible thing to waist.
Doctor: You have a hip injury.
Me: I knew I was always trendy.
What do you call a snake that’s into Hip-Hop?
A hip replacement is when something hip gets replaced by something else that’s more hip.
I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...
...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.
I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.
We’re called the rap scallions.
I spend too much time obsessing over my wife's hips
I got my wife a clock she could wear above her hips.
But she said it was a waist of time.
I wrote a hip new song about burritos...
Actually it's more of a wrap.
I’m so hip!
The kids call me P-Elvis!
Just a few days left to join a hip-hop crew.
So you can make sure to do all the wrapping for the holidays.
What do convicts and a hip hop artist's bed have in common?
They both have rap sheets.
few weeks after my dads hip replacemtn
I was driving my dad to his physical therapy and Shakiras song "my hips don't lie" song came on
My dad: Son, do your hips lie?
Me: UHHH no?
My dad: Mine do, they're prosthetics
I'm starting a new hip hop group that raps about the dangers of psychedelic drugs
It's going to be called "Run-DMT"
I created a dance called the "hip stir."
You've probably never heard of it.
I went in to Starbucks with my 10 month old son on my hip.
The barista said to him, "ooh you're so cute!"
I replied, "thanks, but I'm married."
She looked really embarrassed, though I'm not sure if she was embarrassed because of me or for me.
Just a guess but he's probably not a big fan of hip hop [fixed]
That guy with two dicks should start a hip-hop group.
It would be the Tu-Wang Clan.
Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty
The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.
My dad holding some herbs against his hip...
"Look son, thyme is on my side!"
My friends dad is more "hip" than we thought
Friend: I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate!
Dad: Well you know what they say right?
Friend: No, what?
Dad: If you liked it then you should've put a ring in it.
If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...
it would be a bohemian rap city.
Friend was laying down and said "my hip is sore"
Responded with "That's my favorite dinosaur."
After my dad hurt his hip, I asked him "Are you gonna be alright?" This was his response...
"Well, I'll try to stay half left!"
My dad is pretty hip.
My dad is getting a hip replacement in May. We were texting about it. This is our conversation:
It took me a second to get it. IT'S SO BAD