Informed Puns

A list of puns related to "Informed"

They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

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👤︎ u/BowelMovementator
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a well informed wolf ?

Aware_wolf

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👤︎ u/its_boogeyman
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.

I hope it’s not a wind up

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ May 27 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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👤︎ u/mikelb5
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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👤︎ u/CalmingVisionary
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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I've just been informed that my six year old son is not mine

and that I have to pay more attention when I pick him up from school.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I've been informed we're out of crackers...

We're cracka-lacking

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👤︎ u/linkhandford
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I informed my wife that the world does not revolve around our daughter...

Wife: "Why would you say that?"

Me: "She's our daughter; not our Sun."

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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My fiancé just informed me that her lunch was phe-nomnomnom-enal. I love this woman.
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👤︎ u/KyronX
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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My dentist informed me today that I need a crown…

Finally! Someone who understands me!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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My daughter informed me that the paper said Huey Lewis had cancelled his show.

To this I responded, "Well, I guess you could say that's Huey Lewis in the News."

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👤︎ u/Treevus
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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My girlfriend informed me that I had run out of protein. I said,

"No whey!"

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👤︎ u/faceoftheancients
📅︎ Aug 11 2016
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True story, just happened. My 10 year daughter, with an evil grin, just informed me "I can spell a bad word using the letters from "this."

And I was like "No shit?"

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👤︎ u/SlightlyStable
📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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After complaining about not liking Facebook, my dad informed me of my options

"You heard of Apple's new social media site? They're calling it Orchard"

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👤︎ u/McFroggers
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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What do you call a well-informed wolf?

Aware wolf

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call an informed wolf?

A warewolf

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👤︎ u/the_shit_dealer
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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