It’s a Ringtone
They said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
He saw too much.
At our bowling league today one of the lanes we were bowling on stopped working. Someone said "It looks like lane 6 is dead". So I looked at my dad and brother and said "I guess we should notify its next of pin."
All I got were sighs...
I had a pair of fuzzy dice hanging on my mirror, he asked where I got them from, I said I bought them on my trip to Brazil. "So... they're a tropical paradise?
Notify the baa tender.
It was in mourning.
There was this guy with no arms who lived in the bell tower of some church in Europe. Since he had no arms, he rang the bells by slamming his head against them.
One day, he fell out of the tower and died. The police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."
A few weeks later, the man's twin brother came to take over the bellman job. On his first day, he too fell from the tower and died.
Again, the police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Received an email that was copied to about half the company notifying everyone of a package that was returned and undeliverable. It was addressed to a Ms. Bargo.
Without even thinking, I replied all asking if her first initial was 'M,' as an 'M. Bargo' would very likely be the reason for a shipping issue.
Went waaaaaay over the sender's head. Heard it being contemplated and explained over on the other side of the office.
An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.
The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.
When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.
The other day we were doing an experiment in chemistry, when I noticed the bottle of Hydrochloric Acid was empty.
I decided to notify the teacher of this.
"Sir, the acid's run out."
"Well then, you better go and catch it."
There's a church in the country that is looking for a bell ringer for church on Sundays. A guy comes in for the job but he has no arms. The priest says "How are you going to ring the bell with no arms?"
"Come up in the bell tower with me and I'll show you."
The priest figures he'll humor him so when they get up there the backs all the way up to one side and runs full force into the side of the bell sending a "BONG" across the valley. The priest is so impressed he hires him. That Sunday the time comes and our bell ringer is all ready, backed into the corner. Runs full force and slips at the last minute falling to his death 100 feet below. A detective comes to investigate so the priest tells him the whole story. "We have to notify his next of kin, do you know his name?"
"No, but his face rings a bell."
The church now has to replace this guy so another guy comes in and coincidence of coincidences, he has no arms either. Same method of ringing the bell. Same accident. "Do you know his name?"
"No, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy."
So my boyfriend recently supplied me with an invite for a Oneplus Two and I was messaging to notify him that I purchased the phone and to thank him for the code. He told me to enjoy my "three".
It took me a few seconds but I groaned so loud it scared my cat.