Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
I need to learn how to take care of my new tree
So I'm going to nursery school.
My daughter asked if she could learn how to sing in school.
Why does it take sailors ages to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
How does a computer learn things?
If your wife wants to learn how to drive....
I've always wanted to learn how to juggle.
But I've never had the balls to do it.
What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?
You can learn a lot of things when making a rose garden
I learnt that I don’t feel like making a rose garden any time soon.
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
I was trying to learn how to snap my fingers...
I learn from the mistakes of people...
....who have taken my advice.
Where would you learn to make banana split?
I tried to learn Gnomish once.
I always got stuck on the Gnomenclature
My wife asked me if she should learn any new bread recipes.
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
I tried to learn how to ride a unicycle today
I just couldn't get a handle on it
I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...
Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'
Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'
Everyone should learn sign language.
Learn from your parents mistakes....
I was scared when my professor told me we were going to learn about relative dating today...
Until I learned it wasn’t the Alabama kind.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Next week I will learn if I have cancer.
The suspense is killing me.
It’s easy to learn brail.
You just have to get a feel for it
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
Where can you learn neuroscience in the Serengeti?
I want to learn more facts about planes
But they keep going over my head.
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
How does someone learn to pass gas?
Through extensive and persistent tootelage.
Where can I learn about hip-hop?
I asked my dad if he ever learns from his mistakes
"Sure", he said, "I got a vasectomy the day after you were born".
How does a millennial learn to tell the time?
How does a computer learn new things?
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Why does it take forever for pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because pirates can spend years at C.
What is the first thing Santa's little helpers learn in school ?
What is the first thing elves learn in school?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
How does a computer learn something new ?
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
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