when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydorian_Shieo
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I tried learning brail recently..

I stopped because I wasnt feeling it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamDur030106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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With so many places in lockdown, there have been more people than ever learning origami.

You might say interest has been in creasing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.

He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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when your kids are learning to drive, don't stand in their way!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.

I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorOfLies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I’m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..

He replied, β€œCan you play far far away?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oPlutoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I am learning to cope with social distancing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadCrow024
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I've spent the past week learning escapology...

I really need to get out more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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My friend has been learning magic as a quarantine hobby. I present to you: my oc list of magician jokes and puns I invented to annoy him.

Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat

What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?

Whose dean’s he?

A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:

β€œAb rack and dab rack”

What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?

Slight of hand

The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He broug

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsk09003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Thought of this when I was learning about space

NASA : Appolo 7, Appolo 8... etc

Youtubers : Appolo gyvideos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yycts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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My son has been learning about inventors at school and came home today desperate to know my favourite ground breaking invention.

I said the shovel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBobbyGucci69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Learning calligraphy is a great way to..

brush up your mandarin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzYetDeadly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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We were learning graphs in maths and we were way ahead of the other classes

I guess we were ahead of the curve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My dad is learning to play guitar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatchipotle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Learning to walk is a multi-step process
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzalk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.

I think I was missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, β€œcan anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My friend lost his hearing, so we are learning sign language together

Itβ€˜s quite handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sausage_Linksys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I started learning Braille, and I don’t find it that difficult.

Honestly, you just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I have been learning to play the guitar...

It plays an instrumental role in my recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/um0da
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Learning to be a bartender is pretending.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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A German kid is learning to count to ten,

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." said the kid, pausing after eight.

"Can you say the next number?" The dad asked.

"Nein," The kid replied, not remembering the next number.

"Good job," The dad replied, confusing the kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I’m so happy, my 3 year old daughter is learning Dad Jokes! Went to our local Zoo today and 1/2 way around there is a cafe so I asked her if she wanted an ice cream... and she said...

I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...

Even better when actually a true story!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzydoesizzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Dad joke #1 for me! My dad is learning... Oh lord.

My dad called me out of my room, asked me what I was doing and I told him I was revising (insert quote marks around that for yourself if you'd like). He asks me to look in the car and there's a whole crate full of packets of salt that are all leaking. That sounds weird, and to be honest it is, but my dad works at a supermarket and gets to take home faulty merchandise so I though nothing of it. He asks me to move it all into the garage, so I do so.

Then he tells me: "Actually, put it in the shed". Now I'm confused since we don't have a shed, and so I asked him what he meant. He tells me, "The one in the old house". We own two houses - our first one, and our new one, so I thought alright that's enough; the house is a half-hour walk and I honestly cannot be bothered for him asking me to walk that half an hour whilst I could be revising so I get a bit mad and just tell him straight.

He gives me a little smile and just says "Don't get salty and start shedding tears, I'll do it then".

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChardRardZard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Learning a a different alphabet is simple

Why, it’s as easy as ZQC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My dad asked me what I would study at university. I said I enjoyed learning about the reproductive system.

"Have you ever thought about sex ed?" he asked.

"Who hasn't?" I replied. "And my name isn't Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Learning how to pick locks was the best career decision of my life...

It opened so many new doors for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTanooki-reddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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My 10 month old son is learning to wave.

At dinner I asked him where the light was so he pointed at it. I told him to wave hello to the light and luckily he did. I then looked my wife dead in the eye and told her that was the hi-light of his day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomerwang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What does silicon and my son who is learning to become a train driver have in common?

They're both semiconductors.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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My child has been learning what a metaphor is

I asked, is it like a metafive but not as good?

Got a laugh from the teacher and a groan from my kids. Mission complete!

Update: my wife just read the post and I started giggling and said 'I make myself laugh', my seven year old piped up 'you don't make other people laugh'

I'm so proud of myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepineapplehea
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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Why do pirates have trouble learning the alphabet?

Because they spend so many years at c.

Edit: explained the pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehPWNwhale
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Beginner mistakes in learning the killing curse
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I told my friend I was learning the word "cheese" in Spanish...

He just looked at me and said "Queso?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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My friend asked me why I'm learning Hebrew

I told him"If I were learning a dead language, I'd be Latin you down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doggodoggodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I never thought learning how to install a door knob would pay off...

But it has really opened a lot of doors for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy

Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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My daughter is at a seminar learning to instruct physical conditioning programs to locomotive passengers

It's called train training training training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jako
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Machine learning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I'm learning woodwork, but it's taking a long time.

I wish it was a whittle faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetShakes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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My son is having a hard time learning the alphabet.

So I told him: "take it AZ"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Apparently, gluing books to your ceiling is a good way to enhance your learning.

I've been reading up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Learning Spanish with a friend

Once a magician from Mexico was performing. He said he will disappear at the count of three.. He started ,"un, dos,..."

He disappeared without a très

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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What do you call a learning environment that specialises in teaching nuts?

macadamia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastshop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Jake wanted to rock climb but quit when learning how to descend with ropes

He found the idea rappel-ent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamblingScholar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.

Shofar so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefferyt51
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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My wife said our toddler was learning about space today.

I thought it was a strange thing to teach toddlers. Even if they understood it, it would still go over their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peoplerproblems
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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So my girlfriend is learning violin....

Her "I've started learning sheet music"

Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"

She proceeded to leave the room groaning

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gillix98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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My son is learning state capitals

I asked him, "Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My granddaughter is learning DadJokes

My son just went to a new barber. He asked for one inch to be left...the barber cut it to 1/4 inch. So he comes home, looking almost bald. His wife just started laughing when she saw it. His 8 year old did a perfect dad joke. She walked over, rubbed her hands on dad's head and sang, like Elsa... "Let it grow, let it grow!...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duelingdogs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What kind of learning institute is in a hallway?

A foyer college.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I've been thinking about learning Braille, but it's a bit of a touchy subject.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Themeperson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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I really like learning about electricity in our physics lessons...

Sometimes you get a real kick out of it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scriptman777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Learning how to brew a new kind of tea...

involves a steep learning curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundTrax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Currently learning to drive:

Me: I hate it when I try to change gear and accidentally lift the clutch too early

Dad: Me too, it really grinds my gears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam596
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImEnhanced
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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So in school we’re learning about the Bill of Rights, and today we talked about the second amendment. It says we have the right to β€œbear Arms,” but I was curious where the right to bear Feet is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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I started learning about Velcro.

But I kept getting stuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkletyme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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One of my uncle's favorites when my cousin was learning to count
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dronelisk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2013
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I'm learning a lot in Japanese class...

...because my teacher is sensei-tional!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndisGeisel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2012
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What kind of disease can you get from learning?

Training Aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterqub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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I just finished learning to write in Cambodian

Now I can show off my Phnom-enal Penh-manship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EightBeersIn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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My daughter has been learning to ride her bike for a while now.

It's been slow. She usually only manages a few metres in a straight line before stopping. Today she cycled along for ages with one arm held out to the side.

I think she's finally turning a corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neviss99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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We were learning about musicians during the Baroque era when someone stopped the class to ask...

"Sir, I can't really get a Handel on all of this, can we go Bach a bit?" I laughed, teacher rolled his eyes and kept talking as if it was never asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apauled
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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While learning a song on her ukulele:

GF - I don't know what A minor is.

Me - It's a person under the age of 18.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garysgotaboner82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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My three year old is learning well

We were making a wooden frame for the family picture. Me " I got glue on my fingers." Son " looks like you're in a sticky situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpanther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...

"Don't drink and Derive."

(Obviously not my OC.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeek99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Did you hear about the sailor learning his alphabet?

He got lost at C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoydOrr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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A joke my dad would say when I was learning how to drive.

Every time I'd park the car more than 6 inches away from the curb he'd open the door, look down at the gap between the car and the curb, then close the door and say "I guess we can take the shuttle."

I guess it's not really a dad joke but it's definitely dad humor. Now I say it every chance I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wustebarth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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I've been learning Chinese (Mandarin). I told my friend I preferred writing Chinese in English letters versus the phonetic characters.

He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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What did the instructive dad say to help the little boy struggling learning how to tie his shoes?

Knot my problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Learning how to drive a car.

The other day a 15 year old said to me, "soon I'm going to train to drive a car!"

So I replied, "so if you want to learn how to drive a train would you have to, 'car to drive a train?'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luke_Warmwater
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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I'm learning quickly.

Co-workers were talking about going to a beer tasting this weekend. Here is how the conversation unfolded.

Coworker 1: They are show casing pale ales this time.

Coworker 2: When is their ales and stouts tasting?

CW1: Oh it was last weekend.

CW2: Damn, a stout sounds so good right now.

Me: Man, sounds like you really miss-stout.

Deafening silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theintention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Im learning quickly

My sister today said "all girls are better than boys"

Without hesitating I responded "that's a broad statement"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ewewotm8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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After 12 years, I finally got an old dad joke my dad made when I was learning Spanish as a kid

I was about 8 at the time and asked

me: "Dad, what does gracias mean in Spanish?"

Dad: "It means fell over"

me: "Okay, thank you"

Got it wrong with my homework, and finally it dawned on me with the joke he made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkywardSpork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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Learning about geographical disease distribution.

Teacher: "Does anyone know what molds and stuff can be found in various locations?"

Me: "Well I'm a fungi, and I'm usually here in Colorado."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420boobs69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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My 2 year old is learning her colors

but doesn't always have the best pronunciation. When tasked with saying "yellow" it comes out more like "yay-yo." My Dad was visiting us this weekend, her grandfather, and when talking to her about the color he said "Yay-yo is my favorite color!" To which I replied "It was Tony Montana's, too, you'd better be careful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killboy_Powerhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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Trying to get my 'A' game together for when my newborn gets older. My dad reminded me today that I'm learning from the best...

Dad: what is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?

Me: bologna?

Dad: this isn't bologna, son, but a serious question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodnightlight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Daughter learning of ancient animals at school
  • Daughter doing homework - Hey Dad, did you know the dodo bird ate rocks
  • Me - no, I didn't, but that's probably why they went extinct.
  • Daughter - ΰ² _ΰ² 
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beekr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Learning to drive...

So, when I was first learning to drive (actually my first time operating the car), my dad was teaching me to control the engine's RPM. However, he likes to troll me every once in awhile; this is what he did. Keep in mind we're parked in our driveway, parking break on, in neutral...

"Alright, weediereedie, you're going to want to hover around 2000 RPM, so I want you to really concentrate on keeping the engine at that speed. Hear what the engine sounds like when you go too far, or go under." I concentrate really intensely, and lose focus on what's going on around me. All of a sudden, my dad shouts in my ear "WATCH OUT THERE'S A TRUCK ABOUT TO CRASH INTO US!!" I immediately duck my head, cry out in fear, and slam my foot on the gas, while my dad cracks up in the passenger seat to the point of tears. Love you, Dad...most of the time :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weediereedie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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My son is learning the art, quickly

"Dad, how do you make a Chicagoan upset?"

"I don't know, son."

"You ill-annoy them."

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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When I was learning to drive.

This conversation happened between my parents after my dad took me for a driving lesson many years ago.

Mom: So how did he do?

Dad: He was actually doing pretty well until he hit that cat...

Mom: Oh no! He hit a cat?

Dad: Well, actually, the cat was okay. The kid that was holding it got pretty messed up, though.

Not going to lie, I used that one at school the next day.

Edit: I can never get the formatting right on the first try...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugmysisterinlaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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Learning how to walk is a...

Multi-step process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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