My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.

which I think is poor for four.

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My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still can’t say β€˜please’

I think that’s poor for four

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My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which i think is poor for four

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During the quarantine, my 4 year old has been learning Spanish. Yet, he still can’t say please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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My neighbours kid has been learning Spanish during lockdown.

He still can’t say β€œplease” though, which I think is poor for four.

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my 4 year old started learning Spanish, he still doesn't know what the Spanish for please is,

which is poor for four

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My 4-year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown...

...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".

Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)

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Okay that’s it. I’m so sorry, I have nothing better to do.

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Repetition is the Mother of learning.

So who's the father?

Daddycation.

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My four year old has been learning Spanish and still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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