I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
I'm pretty proud of this one...
I was talking about school with my kids at the dinner table. My son is learning about astronomy in science class.
Me: "Have you learned what a light year is?"
Son: "Yes, it's the distance light travels in 1 year."
Me: "Nope. It's 365 consecutive days when you don't have a lot going on."
My wife threatened divorce, so I know it was a good one.
