If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Son why have you got absolutely no marks in your exams?
You told me to stand out from the rest.
On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
Gabe was muttering incoherently. He'd been up all night studying for the history exam.
I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.
"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."
"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."
A man goes for a prostate exam.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
I was studying for my history exam and really struggling. I asked my mum what I should do...
“Why don’t you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.” She said.
“How will that help?” I asked.
“Well I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.”
A man goes to the doctor, and says "doctor, I havent been peeing correctly and its painful". The doctor replies "I will have to perform a prostate exam." As the doctor examines the man, he pulls out an $100 bill out of his bottom. This continues, he keeps pulling out money from this man's bottom.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
What did the cop turned invigilator say during an exam?
My best friend said they had an exam that was a piece of cake
Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi
I had an issue with my prostate exam...
But now the proctologist told me everything's been rectified.
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
I almost failed in my yesterday's open book exam.
What do you call the kid in class that always demands the teacher give the exam results ASAP?
What do you call an exam that makes you laugh?
If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.
It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
My sarcastic teacher handed back my final exam..
I was told I was intelligen’t
A dyslexic man goes for an STI exam.
"I don't want to fail, so where's my chair?"
My friend is taking an exam about bad puns how to scam peoples money.
It's a pun-ching con-test
I’ve just failed my electricians exam.
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
I don't want to fail my hernia exam ....
What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?
I got my first prostate exam yesterday...
I'm never going back to that dentist again!
My son took some exams to become a pirate
The topic the teacher said will come out the exam be like
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
I got a perfect score in my honey making exam.
My friend was very excited that he passed his ham radio exam first try...
My school abolished exams and some people were upset.
I got some shaving cream that helped me pass my exams
It's called my smart foam
I just took my last exam before graduating out of culinary school.
The final was a piece of cake.
I just took my Organic Chemistry exam, and I think I’m going to fail.
I’m in alkynes of trouble.
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: “I can tell right away that you’re not eating right”
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
I’ve just failed my electricians exam...
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again...
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