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Stool samples!
King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.
They made out like bandits.
Spoonerism: a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect.
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I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.
DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....
I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...
So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.
Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!
I get texts like this often
My dad sends my whole family his mini movies
"Written, voice & Directed by me. Moon played your mother."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbvF-nX9YQ
My sister's conversation with my dad about where to go to college.
"Oh God, that's way too far from home." - sister
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't call me God in public"
A few years ago, I was in Radiography School with the Army. During our Basic Medical Orientation class, our instructer asked my class to give an example of a soft tissue.
I replied, "I can name two; Charmin and Puffs!"
I spent the remainder of class in the "Front Leaning Rest" position. Well worth it
http://i.imgur.com/KaoaXcU.jpg
"Dad, Im thirsty!" Dad - "You're thirsty? Well Im Friday!"
"Im just going to hop in the shower quick" Dad - "Just stand still while your in there"
"Im running out to the store do you need anything?" Dad "Yes, but take the car it'll be much quicker"
Dad - "Does your face hurt" Me " No, why?" Dad " 'Cause it's killing me!"
These go on and on. He's a great guy - made my childhood a very happy one.
http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/27ru6x/pictures_of_hair_length_from_different_clipper/ci3wu6m?context=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqbLmdKgw4#t=26
Stool Samples.
