A list of puns related to "Diploma"
But i was like nah you wouldnt get it.
ME: “it must have been the grad-U-ate”
I scored full Marks.
Dad: I'm glad you got your diploma, it will really open doors for you out in the real world. Me: How can it when it doesn't have any arms? He wasn't as amused as I thought he would be.
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒
Public High-school Diploma
Me: "Let's do it on the 12th, I want to be able to say, 'I got my diploma one week, and my wife the next.'"
Her: "I don't want to have the two events so close together, you can just say 'two weeks later.'"
Me: "It just doesn't have the same ring to it, but I guess it's still the same ring to you."
A father looked at his son and said, "I don't want this to be all about a diploma. I want you to think bigger. Try shooting for a B-ploma or even an A-ploma.