Phd Puns

A list of puns related to "Phd"

My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.

I call him Dr. Awkward

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👤︎ u/moc_gordy
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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What is Dr. Pepper’s PHD in?

Fizz-icks

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👤︎ u/touchrubfeels
📅︎ May 31 2021
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I have a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany. Instead of math and statistics, her dissertation is full of pictures of exotic plants.

She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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What does it take to get PhDs in dadjokes?

Parentheses

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👤︎ u/CarefulLibran
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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a huge PhD
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👤︎ u/rzwnxy
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?

A dog'tor

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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My PhD was about torque

I guess that makes me a spin doctor

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Life in PhD
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👤︎ u/iwillstalkyousomeday
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
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👤︎ u/rizethespize
📅︎ May 22 2020
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What does a dog receive after he finishes his PHD in genetics?

A pet-degree

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👤︎ u/Bluegame1
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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My friend recently got a PhD in Pharmacology

I asked him if he is now called a Doctor of Pillosophy.

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👤︎ u/aritipandu_san
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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My friend just got his PhD in using historical and literary techniques to understand piracy and its cultural connotations.

He's an aye doctor.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.

It was a 2nd-degree burn.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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My wife said “You have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiot…”

It was a third degree burn

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👤︎ u/MonotoneYay
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I have a PhD in procrastin
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👤︎ u/hstpeace
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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A group of crows were receiving their PhDs at their college's commencement ceremony when the police showed up.

They were all arrested for third-degree murder.

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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11 years ago my mother decided to go back and finish school. She earned her bachelors, masters, and just got her PhD. She asked if I was proud of her

"What's with the third degree?"

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👤︎ u/pzl
📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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When I was doing my PhD in botany, I added pictures on my final research paper.

Photos in thesis.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Did you hear about the college president who awarded a PhD to her own husband?

She really gave him the third degree.

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👤︎ u/charolastra_charolo
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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"I Just started my PhD"

Background:

My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.

The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:

Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?

Dad: I actually just started my pHD

Caller: What? Wow

Dad: Pensioner every day

(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)

It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone

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👤︎ u/waFFLEz_
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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What do you call a scarecrow with a PhD?

Outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/DarkEndless
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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What do you call a cat with a PhD in Marine Biology?

A Doctopuss.

Thanks.

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👤︎ u/silwat
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
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👤︎ u/markjamesyork
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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Dad: Are you thinking of doing a PhD?

Dad: Are you thinking of doing a PhD?

Me: pffffffft

Dad: oh is that how it's pronounced

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👤︎ u/IKissedAMagikarp
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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Why did the Hippo failed to obtain his PhD?

Because no matter the amount of proof his work remained a mere Hippo Thesis.

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👤︎ u/MuadLib
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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My dad getting use out of his PhD in physiology

Watching The Strain when the doctors start doing an autopsy on a vampire body

Sister: So the vampire virus destroys all of the hosts organs?

Me: No it just changes them into different organs.

Dad: Yeah, they're... disorganized!

Laughter ensues

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👤︎ u/MikiLove
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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Finally read my daughter's PhD about types of wheels and none of her evidence supports her position.

Turns out she's just a spin doctor.

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👤︎ u/SorryForTheRainDelay
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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So I asked my buddy with a PhD in math how he enjoyed working in that field...

He said it has its pluses and minuses.

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👤︎ u/Insinqerator
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you call an owl with a PHD

Dr who

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👤︎ u/JoeCarter45
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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