I call him Dr. Awkward
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
A dog'tor
I guess that makes me a spin doctor
A pet-degree
I asked him if he is now called a Doctor of Pillosophy.
He's an aye doctor.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
It was a third degree burn
They were all arrested for third-degree murder.
"What's with the third degree?"
Photos in thesis.
She really gave him the third degree.
Background:
My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.
The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:
Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?
Dad: I actually just started my pHD
Caller: What? Wow
Dad: Pensioner every day
(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)
It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone
A Doctopuss.
Thanks.
Outstanding in his field.
Dad: Are you thinking of doing a PhD?
Me: pffffffft
Dad: oh is that how it's pronounced
Because no matter the amount of proof his work remained a mere Hippo Thesis.
Watching The Strain when the doctors start doing an autopsy on a vampire body
Sister: So the vampire virus destroys all of the hosts organs?
Me: No it just changes them into different organs.
Dad: Yeah, they're... disorganized!
Laughter ensues
Turns out she's just a spin doctor.
He said it has its pluses and minuses.
