Civil Engineering Puns

A list of puns related to "Civil Engineering"

[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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👤︎ u/acarp6
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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My wife is a civil engineer

She is nice and polite

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Nov 20 2017
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What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.

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👤︎ u/melance
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

A civil engineer

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👤︎ u/Harry_Mote
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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I was walking past a construction site in town and one of the engineers scowled at me and told me to "eff off"!

Guess he failed his degree in Civil Engineering.

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👤︎ u/LePhilosophicalPanda
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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Engineer puns

Shoot out all your engineer/engineering puns, fellas!

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👤︎ u/punsnproses
📅︎ Sep 11 2012
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Which engineers are the most decent fellows?

Civil Engineers.

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👤︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
📅︎ Mar 17 2016
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What Engineer can see through Evil?

A Civil Engineer!

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👤︎ u/Natsuneel
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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First day at work

I started my internship today at an environmental consulting firm. My boss was introducing me to a colleague.

Boss: "This is Ellie-okay, he's the summer intern and he's studying civil engineering."

Colleague: "I can tell, he's very polite."

All the guys around his cubicle groaned while the three of us let out a big laugh. I think I'm gonna like working here.

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👤︎ u/Ellie-okay
📅︎ Jul 01 2014
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My dad told me why he's always so polite.

He says it's because he's a civil engineer.

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👤︎ u/USCgamecocks
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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What do you call a rude civil engineer?

An uncivil engineer.

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👤︎ u/Mgas95
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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