I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
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I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
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︎ May 02 2021
What is Canadaβs national board game?
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︎ May 05 2021
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
How can there be a national coin shortage?
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Today is National Sound Check Day
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︎ Dec 13 2020
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What is the national dish of Sweden?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
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I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
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︎ Sep 26 2020
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of Americaβs national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who donβt like change.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Allegedly thereβs a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didnβt make cents.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!
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News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Yesterday was national sewing day..
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
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︎ Feb 18 2020
We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park
I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?
Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...
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︎ May 30 2020
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Feb 22 is National Railroad Day!
2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
This was a National Geographic Cover
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I know a really great joke about the Army Reserve and National Guard...
But it only works one weekend out of the month.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...
She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"
I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".
The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What genre is national anthems ?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Technically all national anthems
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What genre of music are national anthems?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
They should rename national anthems to...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Technically all national anthems are...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
All national anthems
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What genre is the national anthem?
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