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A list of puns related to "Patriot"
It will...be my Civic duty.
Didn't he already?
It comes from the brewery a little flat.....
To get his balls deflated.
Have you heard about the new opera that Johann Strauss wrote, it is called
Die Flederballs
He's finally shown me his true colours.
Hong Kong.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
After I was done, I pointed at it and yelled, “You essay! You essay!”
The prostate
Stares and Strips
Norse code
Patriotic
Dad: "Do they have 4th of July in Europe?"
Me: "No..."
Dad: stares "Yes they do.."
"Why are you just on reddit? This is America day!
You should be on Red-, White-, and Blue-it!"
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
We were watching the Patriots/Falcons game, which had a ton of fog in the stadium obscuring camera views, when I dropped this one:
“It’s weird that the fog is still there when the stadium is full of fans.”
Because they’re USAF.
The Air Force; they're US AF
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