Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Patriotic"
He's finally shown me his true colours.
Hong Kong.
Because they’re USAF.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
The prostate
Stares and Strips
Dad: "Do they have 4th of July in Europe?"
Me: "No..."
Dad: stares "Yes they do.."
It will...be my Civic duty.
Didn't he already?
It comes from the brewery a little flat.....
To get his balls deflated.
After I was done, I pointed at it and yelled, “You essay! You essay!”
Patriotic
Norse code
When I asked him why he bought them a week early, he looks at me and says it's because by the time the Super Bowl comes around, "they'll be DEFLATED."
"Why are you just on reddit? This is America day!
You should be on Red-, White-, and Blue-it!"
Have you heard about the new opera that Johann Strauss wrote, it is called
Die Flederballs
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
We were watching the Patriots/Falcons game, which had a ton of fog in the stadium obscuring camera views, when I dropped this one:
“It’s weird that the fog is still there when the stadium is full of fans.”
The Air Force; they're US AF
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