Progressive Metal
Constantine
A wokesvagen.
Oh the humanities!
Those damn mooselimbs.
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
Now they're left leaning
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
Dad: Slumped in a beanbag chair, mostly.
Friend: Congratulations! Do you know the sex?
Me: Of course I know โthe sexโ. How else will she get pregnant?
By applying a liberal amount.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Oreagano.
LiberTEA
(Im not sorry)
Itโs all because of the left-wing liberal median.
Ok, weโre reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.
I was doing some accounting homework when...
Me: What is the acid test ratio?
Dad: States what the acid test ratio is.
Me: Thanks, I should have known that.
Dad: it's okay it's not basic knowledge.
So, I teach Spanish at a small liberal arts college in the Carolinas. This morning my basic Spanish class was going over a reading comprehension exercise about a clothing store called "Corona." Corona means 'crown' in English. The ad had all kinds of words dealing with royalty, kings, and so on in it, and I wanted to go over the double meanings. So, to start, I asked them, "ยฟCรณmo se dice 'corona' en inglรฉs?" To a student, they all answered, "Beer."
I groaned and dismissed them five minutes early so I could laugh without them seeing me.
He didn't know what to make for lunch. I said, "You have progressive soup in your cabinet." To which he replied, "I knew it was free thinking, but I didn't know it was that liberal!"
I live in a very liberal city, that also has a lot of "right turn only" streets. He loves to say "For a city with so many liberals, you sure hate to turn left". Every. Single. Time
A bleeding fart liberal!
