Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all:
r/puns.βοΈ
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The ad said βFree Violinβ...
But there were strings attached.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Grocery stores are now carrying gluten-free beef.
It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
A buddy of mine named his dog β5 Milesβ so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Feel free to help punctuate.
Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip
Do you know what he says
Put it on my bill
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
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︎ Jan 20 2021
When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
free of charge
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︎ May 07 2020
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Free chocolate slogan
"This is the best chocolate I have ever tasted"
Eats entire bar in two bites
"Bar, none"
You're welcome big chocolate...
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I took dead batteries from the store
They were free of charge.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity
So I took it back to the store and they gave me another one free of charge.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
People are saying you get free awards for upvoting.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
An interesting title
So a guy has a friend who sells bees, and so one day the man decides to buy some red from his friend. He ordered 12 bees, but when he got them he had 13 bees. So he tells his friend that he gave him an extra bee by mistake, and his friend said βNo, thatβs a free beeβ.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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︎ Jul 27 2020
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone π΅"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I got tear free soap in my eye
It hurts like heck but at least Iβm not crying
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Need Hella Puns
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Who thinks they're punny?! πβ β I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β
I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love π₯
I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
Itβs a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I support free speech
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why don't bakers work for free?
Because they knead the dough.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Air used to be free and now itβs 1.75 you know why?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
People are saying I'll get free reddit awards for upvoting...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
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