What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?

Sea stars are doin' it for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What did Slovakia say when they gained independence?

Czechia later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesActual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

At the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Teacher: β€œTrue or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: β€œFalse. It was written in ink.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,

They renamed it the decoration of independence.

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Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?

Cuz freedom rings!!

Happy Fourth of July guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanucle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad

Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jb2386
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.

Dad: "What did Will do?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rUcKuS858
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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If Scotland votes YES on its independence referendum...

... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountofAccount
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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So I Was Watching Independence Day With My Wife...

So they're all flying to attack the spaceship and they all yell "FIRE AT WILL!"

So I say "What the hell did Will ever do to anyone?!"

My wife just rolled her eyes but I can't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banemorth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I put a picture of myself in a locket...

You could say, I'm Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How are one handed people so independent?

Because they do everything single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aditya_Bhargava
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

β€œWell, I guess now you really are… independent"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Independant Together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny78i
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?

Because one is a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZiyan_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..

.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Artists are independent thinkers.

They draw their own conclusions.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Do you know what I called the painting when I moved out at 18 years old?

The Decoration of Independence.

-My partner's joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bo0pbeeb0op
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Will Smith do so?

Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.

That day would be known as independence day.

The country would be a Fresh Principality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I consider myself a fairly independent man but I needed a car.

So by my own accord, I decided to buy my own Accord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfjew22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace

I wanted her to be strong and independent

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Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.

It's an abomination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace?

He was independant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickNail5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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So my pregnant aunt began to have contractions...

My dad: Can't she hold it in? It's Independence Day not Labor Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legoalpha321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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My girlfriend and I broke up on July 4th.

I guess that’s why they call it Independence Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyacinthocornu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?

A strong independent woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you eat on the 5th of July

Independence day old pizza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogman0565
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robman2021
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treyness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmahoney1976
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she's independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she is independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...

I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!

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When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.

As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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If you take your picture

and put it in a locket, does that make you independent?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourfather223
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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If you wear a locket with a picture of yourself,

you can say that you are independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj_ravishjha
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