Why doesn’t Fire like Independence Day?
Because Fire works on the 4th of July
Are Chiropractors Open on Independence Day?
Seems like they'd get tired of all the Back & Fourth.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
What is the best tea to drink on Independence Day?
Liber-tea
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
What did Slovakia say when they gained independence?
Czechia later.
Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?
Cuz freedom rings!!
Happy Fourth of July guys!
I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad
Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.
Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.
Dad: "What did Will do?"
If Scotland votes YES on its independence referendum...
... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
At the bottom
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
