My brother and sister constantly prattle on about the legitimacy of golf and dance as sports and were going at it again this morning.
"What's the point of having a golf team at the school? It's not a real sport."
"At least there is a golf team. I don't see any dance teams here."
"There's a chess team. Are you saying that chess is a sport?"
"It's not a chess team, it's a chess club. The school doesn't have any golf clubs.'
Suddenly Dad chimes in. "Then what do they use to hit the balls?"