So that is why...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidanexe
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Ba dum ts- awwww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlicbread
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Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejay22998
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It's a valid question.
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burned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
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He has a valid point
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
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He has a valid point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
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I've started investing in stocks...

Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontCare320
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β€œFrisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kedgesproz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Parking Validation youtu.be/EnvZTJc74Dw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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I had my parking validated earlier.

Guy was like, "Left side parallel, way to go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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A valid excuse for being late...

I work in logistics and occasionally get great excuses for why truckers are late to deliver. Today a guy called in an explained he hit an alligator and blew out some tires. My buddy's response: "Sounds like he had a rare run in with the You'll Be Later Alligator. Unless it was actually an It'll Be Awhile Crocodile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.

I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckinBANANA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why are squirrels not circus animals?

They don’t like to work for peanuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
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Not my dad but hilarious nonetheless

So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.

So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappas
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Exciting information....a brand new calendar is coming out next year!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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My fire chief proved he was a dad when I bought a Jeep Compass

"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krisphoto
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Some people were swatting at bugs and they were joking about how they looked they were doing martial arts

I told them it was called hop moskido.

This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BASIC-Mufasa
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10-love

Me: What time are you going to be home tonight?

Wife: Ten-ish.

Me: Okay. And what sport does Sean Connery like to play at the country club?

Wife: Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkrismcneely
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Got the whole council with this one...

I am on the city council and we had a workshop about why utility rates are lower inside the city compared to outside.

It came down to this:

  1. No study was done to show the validity of the difference.
  2. It was strictly a policy decision with an arbitrary number.
  3. The reason for this approach was simply that it is "standard in the industry" and because it is "what every other city does".

Prefacing that I was a dad so I had to say it: I suggested the rational wasn't the most sound since "just because every other city jumped off a bridge, it didn't mean I wasn't going to jump off a bridge."

Mixture of groans and laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
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I dadjoked my dad.

I have to go to the doctor for tests later and it's required that i drink 5 million gallons of water beforehand.

Dad: "Have you been drinking?"

Me: "I've been trying, but it's pretty difficult without a valid ID."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterfly24
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That poor, poor cashier…

I went grocery shopping, and picked up some shampoo and conditioner. At checkout, the cashier hands me a coupon with my receipt.

>Cashier: "Oh hey, that coupon's valid for the same shampoo you just bought."

>Me: "Cool, I guess I better hairy up and finish these, then!"

>Cashier: …

Anyway, I'm banned from that grocery store now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticsimba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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People were looking for tickets at a concert by holding one finger in the air...as we passed I would look up.

One dude got it, thus validating what I was doing.

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