I don't mean to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, I know what all you are thinking right now. "It's spelt psychic, you idiot. "
Watt is the unit of power?
For those who don’t know what a power plant is
I will become the next great god. The embodiment of Thor and Odin’s power.
I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
When is a nap considered a power nap?
When you feel recharged afterwards.
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
... its not going to happen overnight!
With great power
Comes great electricity bills
What is the best shape to catch a Power Ranger with?
A trapezord.
Alternatively, the best shape to catch a homeless crustacean doctor is a trapezoidburg.
After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.
Looks like I might have invisibility!
I was experimenting with the power grid of my house
The results were shocking
I have the power to ejaculate a pretty good distance.
I’m surprised at how far I’ve come.
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
The power went out when I got my COVID vaccine, and I got lost in the building.
It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!
How do you measure the power of love?
In jewels
It's an engineering joke
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
The power of my nun-chucks
What is a musicians favourite power tool?
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
Why did the power line not go to prom?
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
With great power comes...
...a lot of work over a short time.
Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.
Great power, great responsibility, etc.
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.
I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
What did one power line say to the other power line?
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
My secret dad power is invisibility
Unfortunately, it only works at parties.
With great power
Comes great electricity Bill
With great power comes...
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot.”
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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