My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
The power of my nun-chucks
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
Why did the power line not go to prom?
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.
I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.
With great power comes...
...a lot of work over a short time.
Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
Great power, great responsibility, etc.
With great power comes...
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
Why does Loki have illusionary powers?
It allows him to be low-key.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot.”
My secret dad power is invisibility
Unfortunately, it only works at parties.
Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
What did one power line say to the other power line?
So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.
I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.
The power of the Magikarp [OC]
Storm hit today, we lost power
It's ok, we're trying our best to find it
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."
I said "should we ground it?"
Where does Austin Powers get his honey?
If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...
I guess it will go into liquidation
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
Why does Loki have illusionary powers?
Because it lets him be Low Key.
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?
What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
“Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”
My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me
“Fur-eel man?”
There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.
When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,
as it wasn't their dam business
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
Thank god Canada’s not the global super power
What powers an electric kettle?
Watt is the unit of power?
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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