Austin Powers Puns

A list of puns related to "Austin Powers"

Where does Austin Powers get his honey?

"Oh Bee-hive!"

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👤︎ u/steelkamote
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?

“Oh! Bee hive!”

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👤︎ u/memphishayes
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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If Austin Powers was in the Bee Movie what would he tell the ladies?

"Oh Bee-Hive"

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👤︎ u/LimeGreenSea
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Is the first Austin Powers movie the ultimate dadjoke movie?
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👤︎ u/boochoog
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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Heard this one at an airport the other day

I don't really remember it well, so I'll paraphrase:

SON: Ugh, my phone is almost out of power, and my charger doesn't work.

DAD: When'd it break?

SON: A few months ago.

DAD: Then how have you been charging it?

SON: Well, I've been charging it over at Austin's ^([His friend, I imagine])

DAD: So you've been using Austin's Power?

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👤︎ u/Elronnd
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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Every single time we go to a restaurant with sea bass on the menu

my dad will ask the waiter if their sea bass is ill tempered. Here is a link to the scene from Austin Powers for anyone who doesn't know the line. Only two waiters have ever gotten the joke.

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👤︎ u/Etheril
📅︎ Aug 01 2013
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What did Austin Powers say to the angry bee?

oh beehave

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👤︎ u/JipsyYT
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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