Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.

How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?

I ain't alfredo no ghost

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What is Batman’s catchphrase after he catches the criminals?

Gottem

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The superhero Premature Ejaculator would have the catchphrase "I came as quickly as I could!"
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My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?

"Grains"

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You know how PokΓ©mon’s tag line is Gotta Catch β€˜Em All?

I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.

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Meth Dealer [OC]

So a meth dealer is trying to expand his territory into a local school back in the late 90's. He's having a really hard time until he hits on a marketing phrase: "Meth is illin'!" For some reason, that closes every sale he tries to make at the school. It starts with the students, but then he gets some of the faculty as customers and he has one dealing the stuff. For some reason, every single time, when he says "meth is illin'!" he closes the deal. Even the administrators can't seem to resist his catchphrase.

But then his contact on the faculty alerts him to a problem -- the janitor is going to figure out what's going on, and he's going to shut everything down. The teacher is scared of the guy, but our dealer has gained so much confidence in himself that he cannot worry. He waits for the janitor on his morning route.

"Hey man, don't you know? Meth is i-"

But before he can even finish the sentence, the janitor has sprayed floor cleaner in his eyes, hit him in the gut with his mop, and crammed him in a trash can. The dealer is arrested and immediately convicted.

TL; DR: Do not fuck with "meth is illin'!" resistant staff.

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