What do you say to, a magician who uses wooden poles in his act?

That's his schtick I guess.

Edit : when, not to

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Suki1387
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Somewhere there's a comedian doing a stand-up routine entirely about his own life and it's called his....

Selfish Schtick.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joecalderone
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"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"

"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DaintySload
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Got my daughter whilst watching Maleficent

Not long into the film Maleficent starts using a cane to walk with. My daughter turns to me and asks why. My response to her: "It's just her schtick!"

She stares at me blankly while my wife trys to surpress a giggle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WonkySight
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