James Bond Puns

A list of puns related to "James Bond"

Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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👤︎ u/p_tally
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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👤︎ u/LegAcyCoolBro
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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👤︎ u/mr_nameless_one
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper

A license to Till

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👤︎ u/sonicblue06
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....

.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?

Because it was not agent's toilet.

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👤︎ u/BowelMovementator
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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👤︎ u/hungytoaster
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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A James Bond movie from 1979
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👤︎ u/Netcob
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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👤︎ u/TimeX13
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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👤︎ u/RedWing_16
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?

I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Why does James Bond Have grey hair?

Because there's no time to dye!

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👤︎ u/19dazza97
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?

Skyfall

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👤︎ u/Anathex_Adv
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why did James Bond keep his library book?

Because it was Due Another Day

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I just finished watching James Bond

I was shaken, but not stirred.

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👤︎ u/justcaleb2001
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.

But it'll make you Roger Moore.

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👤︎ u/theGamingDad123
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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What's James Bond's favorite gas station

007/11

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👤︎ u/im9999999999
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?

Bubble-O Seven.

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👤︎ u/vEnoM_420
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call James Bond with no beard ?

Agent Zero Zero Shaven

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👤︎ u/rEb0oT
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you get if you cross James Bond with a blind dinosaur?

Spynosawus.

... I'll just see myself out

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👤︎ u/h0ll0wface
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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How does James Bond order eggs?

Steak and, not shirred.

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👤︎ u/zEdgarHoover
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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James Bond is currently abstaining from sex so that he can have multiple orgasms.

Double O saving.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why does James Bond drives catamarans?

He has a license 2×keel

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👤︎ u/secretlyaromantic
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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👤︎ u/Life_Uh_Finds_A_Wah
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble O 7

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?

Bubble O7.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover

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👤︎ u/oneplusoneisfive
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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👤︎ u/torrenter_11
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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👤︎ u/Llyr508
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

...He goes under cover.

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👤︎ u/FeedMeToTheFloor
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...

... but it will make you Roger Moore.

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👤︎ u/FirstHomosapien
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble-07

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👤︎ u/gamerwife2017
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

He goes undercover

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👤︎ u/TheRetadedBanana
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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👤︎ u/Wumble27
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What does James Bond do in bed?

He goes undercover.

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👤︎ u/can_i_get_likes
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call James Bond in a Jaccuzi?

Bubble-0 Seven

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👤︎ u/da_dextor
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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What does James Bond do before bed?

He goes undercover

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👤︎ u/enderendirius69420
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond...

But it will make you Roger Moore.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?

Bubble-0 Seven.

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What does James Bond do before bed?

He goes under covers

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👤︎ u/dragoon990
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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