Goldeneye dadjoke

The family was playing Goldeneye, and my 11 year-old son was destroying us. My wife yells "you're not allowed to be Oddjob anymore! Change your profile!"

My son turns to show us the other side of his face: "Is this better?"

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👤︎ u/Cacafuego
📅︎ May 12 2014
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Old one from dad

So I used to play a lot of video games with my Dad (goldeneye mostly) and if he would ever have to step away it'd usually go like this:

Dad: Put the game on dog's feet.

Me: look of confusion

Dad: Paws (Pause)

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👤︎ u/Celtic209
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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Dr. Grant was a pioneer of the dadjoke

http://gfycat.com/SkinnyVeneratedGoldeneye

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📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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