Sean Connery was making a tennis date with a lady friend.
He asks her "what time would you like to meet?"
She says "Tennish"
He says, "I know but what time?"
What does Sean Connery call a greedy crab?
What is Sean Connery's favorite tongue twister?
She shells she shells by the she shore!
What does Sean Connery, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
Why is Sean Connery’s family so close-knit?
Because they share a special Bond.
Did you hear that Sean Connery died?
Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
What is Sean Connery's favourite time to go to Wimbledon?
What does Daniel Craig and Sean Connery do in a bar?
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?
Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
What race did Sean Connery hold in Poland?
A book falls on Sean Connery's head
"Well, I've only got my shelf to blame"
When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"
I've got a joke about Sean Connery's sister's baby daughter.
How does Sean Connery shave?
Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell and hit his head?
“I can only blame my shelf.”
I went on reddit hunting for Sean Connery in r/October.
What does Sean Connery call a cigarette in space?
Sean Connery. David Niven. George lazenby. Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig.
How does Sean Connery go number two?
Shitting down, of coursh.
Sean Connery has a resourceful dog.
Where Sean Connery goes to gamble.
What does Sean Connery put on his baked potato?
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
Tennish
(RIP Mr Connery 😔)
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
What time does Sean Connery typically arrive at Wimbledon?
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
What is Sean Connery's favourite time to watch Wimbledon?
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?
"I only have my shelf to blame..."
What time does Sean Connery arrive to a Wimbledon match?
(books fall onto Sean Connery's head)
Sean: "I only have myshelf to blame."
What did Sean Connery say when a book hit him in the head?
"I have only my shelf to blame."
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
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