A list of puns related to "Kutcher"
You just got steam plunked.
Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?
Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.
Me: You know what they call if you buy two?
Wife: No; what?
Me: Demi Moore.
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
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