Demi Moore Puns

A list of puns related to "Demi Moore"

I am a Demi-God but I wasn't satisfied with it. I told my God I wanted to be more. Now I'm Demi Moore. What do? (x-post /r/fifthworldproblems)
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ May 25 2015
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aka Bread Willis-Kutcher

Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?

Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.

Me: You know what they call if you buy two?

Wife: No; what?

Me: Demi Moore.

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👤︎ u/EEMIV
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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