I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I was arguing to my wife about who should keep our children in the divorce and I got angry and threw some trifle at her
She ended up getting custardy
I had a horrible nightmare about earthquakes last night
Did you hear about the guys that got drunk at a Trump rally last night?
They kept chanting “FOUR MORE BEERS!”
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?
Battered Fish Everywhere!
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield.
Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
Last night I dreamt about working out and having big arms.
But those were just pipe dreams
Saw a great movie last night about databases.
I had a dream about 1, 3 and 5 last night...
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking alone in the park last night?
Last night, my wife and I had a long argument about whose turn it is to do laundry.
I watched a documentary about beavers last night
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen
Did you hear about the stressed out alcoholic last night?
Told my dad about the wow air news last night
I slept terrible last night. I kept having these weird dreams about car mufflers.
Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese.
There was a frost warming last night and I was worried about my garden.
I ended up losing everything except the iceberg lettuce.
I watched a standup comedian last night doing a terrible unfunny bit about fonts.
He was a Comic sans the humor.
Discussing history last night and I went off on a tangent about Nebbacanezzer
Sometimes I just babble on.
Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...
...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.
Last night I had a dream about Legos
I'm trying to figure out what it means but I just can't put it together.
I was up all last night, worried about where the sun went...
I had a scary dream about gasoline last night
Me telling my friend Juan about the soccer game last night.
Did you all hear about the fight outside of the chip shop last night?
Two sausages got battered
So I watched a show last night about how ships are held together......
I started watching a new TV show about fishing last night.....
Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed last night? Reese something....
"witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife!"
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about dying in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
...... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea
Last night I went out and watched a movie about cheese.
I dreamed about mufflers last night
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I had a dream about a nocturnal horse.
Did you hear about the peanuts walking home from the bar last night?
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I dream’t about mufflers last night..
I couldn't sleep last night because I kept dreaming about engines..
I had a dream about a muffler last night
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