007 Puns

A list of puns related to "007"

Some 007 puns reddit.com/r/gaming/comme…
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👤︎ u/willie_jeng
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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007

Viagra won't make you James Bond. But it will make your Roger Moore

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👤︎ u/Technical-Jelly
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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“007-Eleven”
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👤︎ u/liberaltariat
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean

Nucleotide Bond

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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007 was turned into an egg

Guess that makes him a bonding agent.

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👤︎ u/BlueArcaneOwl
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the bad puns and (basically) dadjokes in the 007 movies?

Even if he isn't an actual Dad, I still feel a common bond with the man.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Where does 007 invest his money?

In the bond market.

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👤︎ u/SuperMcG
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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Siri stopped recognising 007s voice...

"No Mr Bond I expect you to dial."

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👤︎ u/GavChap
📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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What’s 007’s favorite chemical bond

A James Bond

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👤︎ u/A_single_eggo_waffle
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Left my GF because of her 007 doll collection...

... I couldn't bear 'er bonds.

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👤︎ u/mesoptier
📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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What's James Bond's favorite gas station

007/11

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👤︎ u/im9999999999
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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How many spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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👤︎ u/ajjanialthor
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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What's a synonym for blackout?

Silence of the lamps.

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👤︎ u/Nieepie
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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