What do you call a nosy waterfowl?

A Peking duck.

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How does a waterfowl reach a conclusion?

through in-Duck-tion

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Alien waterfowl

"Help I've been captured by alien waterfowl!"

"You mean ab-duck-ted?"

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What do you call two waterfowl at an impass?

A paraducks

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What do you call large waterfowl from Portugal?

Portugeese.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
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This joke came to me walking the dog near a pond... What do you call 2 contradictory waterfowl?

A pairaducks.

HA ha hee! ;)

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👤︎ u/rchase
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Why do ducks make bad plumbers?

Because they leave your waterfowl, the bill is always on the front end, and they have excessive plumbers quack.

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Matriarchs

What would you call a purple woman who is the matriarch of her family?

Ma Genta.


What do you call a matriarch in a family who is excellent at hunting waterfowl?

A mother ducker.

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What do you call a waterfowl that looks in your windows?

A Peking duck.

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