Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?

Because it takes a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuillofNumenor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why are seabirds always found in groups?

Because one good tern deserves another.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I thought I saw a German sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird.

I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snipesma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...

...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?

The Puffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholysifiman21
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.

They're leaving no tern unstoned.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...

He's so gull-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Ornithologists have recently been studying if cannabis has any effect on seabirds...

They’ve left no tern un-stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smartasskicker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I like seeing when a couple of nice seabirds find each other...

One good tern deserves another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A friend asked for a comprehensive collection of information about seabirds...

...So I gave him a book of alternative facts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ysarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Scientist studying the effect of cannabis on seabirds, have left no tern unstoned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I thought I saw a flying German sausage, but it turned out to be a seabird.

I took a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Certain seabirds mate for life. Because one good tern deserves another.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was just a seabird.

I took a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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